Latest Dance Craze

I'd like to invite you to join a new movement. I'm pretty annoyed when someone's cell phone goes off in a private setting and it's some boisterous ring tone such as...Shake what cha mama gave ya or Roxanne. Whenever I hear that obtrusive ringing, I always ask, Doesn't that cell phone have a vibrate option?

So today while in Kinko's an old lady...Well she was older than me...Was making copies and her phones starts yelling some insane circus hip-hop nursery rhyme thing. I decided to start dancing to her phone. Right there in the middle of Kinko's I started popping and locking to the ring tone on her cell. And she asked a lady standing near by "Are you laughing at me?"

Of course the lady was laughing at me, just the way I like it.

Won't you all join me, the next time somebody's cell phone rings in a peculiar place just dance to the ring tone like there's no tomorrow.

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